{"id":1461,"date":"2025-07-16T17:44:43","date_gmt":"2025-07-16T17:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/?p=1461"},"modified":"2025-07-16T17:54:04","modified_gmt":"2025-07-16T17:54:04","slug":"%f0%9f%a7%82die-legende-van-salt-coarse-no-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/?p=1461","title":{"rendered":"\ud83e\uddc2\u201cDie Legende van Salt Coarse No. 1\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In \u2018n klein dorpie buitekant Pretoria \u2013 waar die hoenders jou eerder wakker kraai as jou alarm \u2013 bly daar \u2018n ou boer met die naam <strong>Oom Koos<\/strong>.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nou Oom Koos glo in net een ding vir sy plaas se sukses:<br>\ud83d\udc49 <strong>Salt Coarse No. 1 \u2013 50kg van pure magie.<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDis nie sommer sout nie, dis <strong>Plaas-Goud<\/strong>, my tjommie,\u201d s\u00ea hy altyd.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hy gebruik daai sout vir <strong>ALLES<\/strong>:<\/p><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Sy beeste se water \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udc04<\/li>\n\n<li>Om die oprit ys-vry te hou \u2744\ufe0f<\/li>\n\n<li>En glo dit of nie\u2026 om sy skoene mee te skuur! \ud83d\udc5e<br>(Dis nou daai plaas logic, jy verstaan?)<\/li><\/ul><hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Toe kom Jan&#8230;<\/h3><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eendag trek daar \u2018n nuwe boer in \u2013 <strong>Jan van JHB<\/strong> \u2013 met sy blink bakkie, imported \u201cfancy feed blocks\u201d en \u2018n waterstelsel wat lyk soos iets uit Star Trek.\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\ude80\ud83d\ude9c<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jan lag vir Koos se sout.<\/p><blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cJy gebruik darem nog daai growwe sout van die ou dae? Shame oubaas&#8230;\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maar Koos knip net \u2018n oog en s\u00ea:<\/p><blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMoenie worry nie, boetie. Wys jou m\u00f4re wat werk.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote><hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Die Groot Waterkrisis<\/h3><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Daai aand bars Jan se pype. Sy bokke weier om te drink. Die hoenders lyk dors en depressief. En die wind pomp soos \u2018n hairdryer.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maar op Oom Koos se plaas?<\/p><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Die krippe bruis met helder water.<\/li>\n\n<li>Die beeste staan in tou, ordentlik soos mense by Home Affairs.<\/li>\n\n<li>Die bokke het so energie, hulle het begin TikTok-dans. \ud83d\udc10\ud83d\udc83<\/li>\n\n<li>En sy hond\u2026 sy hond het begin Engels praat.<\/li><\/ul><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Toe Jan die volgende oggend aankom met groot o\u00eb en dro\u00eb kraan, vra hy:<\/p><blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cKoos, wat\u2019s jou geheim?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Koos vat net \u2018n hand vol growwe sout, hou dit op soos Simba in <em>The Lion King<\/em>, en s\u00ea:<\/p><blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDis Salt Coarse No. 1, boet. Dis hoe ons dit op die plaas doen.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote><hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udce3 MORAL VAN DIE STORIE:<\/h3><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moenie ooit spot met \u2018n ou wat &#8216;n sak <strong>Salt Coarse No. 1<\/strong> het nie. Daai sout maak nie net water reg nie\u2026 dit <strong>maak jou lewe makliker.<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In \u2018n klein dorpie buitekant Pretoria \u2013 waar die hoenders jou eerder wakker kraai as jou alarm \u2013 bly daar \u2018n ou boer met die naam Oom Koos. Nou Oom Koos glo in net een ding vir sy plaas se sukses:\ud83d\udc49 Salt Coarse No. 1 \u2013 50kg van pure magie. \u201cDis nie sommer sout nie, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1462,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-media-and-resins","category-salt-coarse-no-1"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1461"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1466,"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461\/revisions\/1466"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tqwater.co.za\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}